Broccoli Jokes

Once a week we'll add a new, arguably funny joke to the list. Here's two to get the ball rolling:

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What's the difference between broccoli and snot?
Kids dont eat broccoli.

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A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, Sorry, theres no broccoli. So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli." So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, Spell cat, as in catastrophe. C-A-T, the man answered. The waiter then asked, Spell dog as in dogmatic. The man said D-O-G. Now spell fuck, as in broccoli, the waiter said. The man yelled THERES NO FUCK IN BROCCOLI! The waiter laughed, EXACTLY!

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A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman in the corner and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, £100 an ounce!" Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, £150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns and squeezes out a fart...... "Broccoli - 49 pence a pound!"

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